Occasionally my mom will ask what clothes I chose for a particular event. I'd love to tell her, but I can't always find the words. I say plaid, when I mean striped, and I say striped when I mean penny-loafer.
Instead, I'll just throw up a picture.
I only show the shirt because . . .
1) You try taking a self-portrait with a phone and capturing more than your torso
2) I only remembered to take it after I had taken my pants off already. (calm down, ladies)
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