Still Kicking

Dear future guests in my car,

As I was driving around the Hy-Vee parking lot this evening (having picked up dinner), I threw some sunflower seeds in my mouth to enjoy on the ride home. One became lodged towards the back of my mouth, near the windpipe. Several gasping coughs later, it shot out of my mouth, struck me in the eye, and landed somewhere, I'm not quite sure where, in the car. Should you find this shell before I do, let this serve as an explanation and an apology.

Best Wishes,
And Thanks for choosing to ride with me,
Curtis